“AWWWWW and he has missed
it!” *
“That’s right Buzzzz the
Z’Zor’s toss has gone loose in the Maiden’s end.”
“Pharr Pharr eh Buzz?”
“Sorry Buzzzz! I just realised
what I just said! Sorry to the folks at home! It’s just really easy to get
caught up in the moment when the players get so very close to slamming one in
the hole!”
“I’m hearing you Buzz! The
excitement is really mounting as the Wasps are still trying to press home their
advantage in numbers but they just don’t seem to be able to get to the climax
of their plays”.
“I know Buzzzz! The Wasps
have tried several times now to slip one in past the Maidens defence but the
girls have been fast to close up the gaps to their holes”
“Correctamundo good buddy!
The girls are putting up a valiant fight and their early lead seems to have
really rattled the bugs from the West Side”.
“Oh Crunch! It looks like the
girls have had another player taken for treatment”
“Indeed Buzz! I wish I could
tell you which one it was but I really can not tell the humans apart. All I
know is that she didn’t see Crab Ronidae, the Wasps Guard, as he thundered into
her. Another blow for a team low on players to start with. This was only made
worse, earlier in the game, when Wasps Lineman Chrys Ididae sent one of their team to the morgue with
a slam that we could almost feel up here in the commentator’s box let alone
down in the ladies end.”
“Of course Buzzzz that we
must take a moment to send our thoughts out to the family of……?”
“Pussy Galore Buzz?”
“Yes there is Buzzzz. But let’s stay
on Topic for the folks at home.”
“Yes indeed Buzz. The girls have taken a hell
of a pounding! It’s been bloody gashes everywhere!”
“Absolutely Buzzzz! There is
so much blood out there it looks like we’ve had the painters in!”
“But the losses aren’t
holding the Maidens back Buzz…no siree! They’ve even managed to turn
around a small lead from the bugs with a devastating play to steal back the
lead! Awesome play from the humans!”
“But what’s this Buzzzz!?!
The Wasps are making a play for it. I can see that there are only seconds left
on the clock and the ball is in the Wasps end with one of the jacks, Tory Midae
I think, he's making a play for it.”
“Tip Hiidae has seen what he
is doing and the striker is going for the Maidens sweet spot! He’s there ready!
One quick toss into the maidens end and they will have it!”
“Tory’s claw has gone back!
HE’S THROWN IT!!!”
“IT’S WIDE! The ball has gone
wide and there’s the whistle! Game over for the Wasps and what a win for the
valiant Maidens who have earned that win despite the odds being against them at
the start!”
“Indeed Buzzzz. A great win
for the plucky ladies and some serious questions to be asked in the Wasps
Changing room”
“I should say so Buzz as the
Wasps strikers spent far too much time on their backs when they really should
have been taking advantage of the maidens whilst they were on top”
“I couldn’t have put it
better myself Buzzzz!”
*All translated from the
Z’Zor language to Galactic Common.
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